3 Jokes…

• When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party. Now I'm homeless.

• Before crowbars were invented most crows drank at home by themselves.

•  From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands.
  “Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain.
  “I have no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad like that.”