A Few Jokes To Smile About…

A Few Jokes To Smile About.

Three ‘one liners’.

• Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

• The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

• The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran now.

Golfer:  “You must be the world's worst caddy!”
Caddy:  “No, that would be too much of a coincidence.”

I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise.
My boss asked, "What companies?"
I replied, "Gas, water, and electricity."

Aboard an airline flight from Australia to America, Grandma Alice was taking her very first flight.
They had only been aloft a few minutes when the old lady complained to the stewardess that her ears were popping.
The girl smiled and gave the older woman some chewing gum, assuring her that many people experienced the same discomfort. When they landed in LA, Grandma thanked the stewardess. “The chewing gum worked fine,” she said. “Now that we've arrived, would you tell me, how do I get it out of my ears?”