A Few Jokes To Smile About…

A Few Jokes To Smile About.

Three ‘one liners’

• The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally

• Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.

• The world champion tongue twister got arrested. I hear they’re going to give him a tough sentence.

“Yes, Theo, what is it?” asked the teacher.
“I don’t want to alarm you, Miss Davis, but my dad said if I don't get better grades, someone was going to be in big trouble.”

                                                                                                                     An eight-year-old girl went to the office with her father on “Take Your Kids to Work Day”. As they were walking around the office the young girl started crying and getting very cranky. Her father asked what was wrong. As the staff gathered around, she sobbed loudly: “Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?”

A man shouted frantically into the phone,
“My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”  
“Is this her first child?” asked the dispatcher.
“NO!” he exclaimed, “this is her husband.”