A Few Jokes To Smile About…
A Few Jokes To Smile About.
Did you know that 97% of the world has difficulty with basic mathematics?
Luckily I’m in the other 5%.
My therapist told me, “Write letters to people you hate and then burn them.” Did that and now I don’t know what to do with the letters.
They say you shouldn't go grocery shopping when you're hungry but I ran out of food a few days ago, and it's just getting worse.
I was hospitalized for a few days, and my wife reported that my dog really missed me. "She spends the night at the front door, awaiting your return,"she said.
"What an example of true love," I replied. "I wonder if you'd be that
concerned about me?"
"Honey," my wife answered, "if you were gone overnight, and I didn't know where you were, you can be sure I'd be waiting for you at the front door."
