A Few Jokes To Smile About…
“Teacher,” announced little Joey, “there’s something I can’t figure out.”
“What’s that Joey?” asked the Sunday School teacher.
“Well accordin’ to the Bible, Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?”
“Right”®
“An’ the Children beat up the Philistines, right?
“Er-right.”
“An’ the Children of Israel built the Temple, right an’ the Children of Israel wuz always doin’ something important, right?”
“All that is right, too,” agreed the teacher. “So what is your question?”
“What I want to know is this,” demanded Joey. “What wuz all the grown-ups doin?”
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A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.
“What’s the matter?” he was asked.
He said, “I heard the nurse say, “It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure it will be all right.”
“She was just trying to comfort you, what’s so frightening about that?”
“She wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to my surgeon!”
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An Emergency Call Centre worker in Melbourne has been fired, much to the dismay of her colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her dismissal.
It seems a male caller dialled 000 from a mobile phone stating, “This is Jonathan Davis and I am very depressed. I am lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally go to God.”
Apparently, “Remain calm and stay on the line,” was not considered to be an appropriate response.
