Jokes
Solving a complex problem
Mensa is an organization whose members qualify by having an IQ in the top 2% of the population
Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local café. When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt.
How could they swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand? Clearly, this was a job for Mensa minds.
The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer.
They called the blonde waitress over ready to dazzle her with their solution. "Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the saltshaker has pepper."
But before they could finish, the waitress interrupted: " Oh, sorry about that." She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles and swapped them over.
Signs we should see
On In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak."
At a Tyre Store "Invite us to your next blowout."
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Car Exhaust Store: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak."
The Oldest Computer
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
Surprise, surprise.
It was an Apple.
But with extremely limited memory.
Just 1 byte.
Then everything crashed.
