A Few Jokes To Smile About…

Today’s Jokes

• Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?”  the reporter asked. 
  She simply replied, “No peer pressure.”

• Joseph of Arimathea asked Pilate for Jesus body to put in his family grave. 
  Pilate was astounded, “You’ve spent a fortune on that grave. Why give it to Jesus.” 
  Joseph replied, “It’s only for three days.”

 h! the English language!

• I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids. When I got home, they were still there.

• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

• Two Wi-Fi engineers got married. The reception was fantastic.