A Few Jokes To Smile About…
A Few Jokes To Smile About.
My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god...
I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
An elderly couple were sitting in the lounge about to have afternoon tea. The husband got up and said I feel like some ice cream and syrup.
The wife said write down my order, I would love biscuits and tea. Write it down. You will forget.
A while later the husband arrived with beacon and eggs, and the wife said where’s the toast? I told you to write it down
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.
He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.
"Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"
"Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are ye callin' from?"
