New Year’s Jokes
A woman from the feminist movement asked this radical question:-
Have you ever imagined what would have happened if there had been three wise women instead of three wise men at the Epiphany?
They would have asked for directions to the stable locally instead of going to Herod.
They would have arrived on time and helped deliver the baby
They would have cleaned the stable and brought practical gifts for the family to eat – like a casserole.
And there would have been peace on earth!”
Why did the skeleton go to the New Year party alone?
Because he had no body to go with.
I named my dog ‘Happy New Year.’
When I call him in every night, the neighbors think I’ve lost my mind.
On New Year’s Eve, a man who has had too much to drink decides to walk home.
A police officer stopped the individual and inquired as to his destination.
“I’m on my way to a lecture,” said the man.
“Who gives lectures on New Year’s Eve?” mocked the officer.
“My wife,” the man replied.
