Easter Funnies

Today's Joke
Written By Costa Stathakis

  • One Easter, a father was teaching his son to drive when out of nowhere a rabbit jumped on the road. Slamming on the brakes, the son said, "I nearly ruined Easter! I almost ran over the Easter Bunny." His father replied, "It's okay son—you missed it by a hare."

  • How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter? They don’t. They’re eggs-tinct.

  • What kind of jewellery does the Easter Bunny wear? 14-carrot gold

  • How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics

  • How does the Easter Bunny dry off? With a hare dryer

  • What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny

  • What did the kids do when their treats were all hidden on Easter morning? They demanded an eggsplanation.

  • What do you call an unconventional Easter egg? Egg-centric.

Costa Stathakis
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